Larry the Cable Guy

Git r' done... Tonight, Kraig and I went to the Reno Events Center to see Larry the Cable Guy.
We started out the night at the buffet at Circus Circus. I am going to confess now (and take away Kraig's fun), Tonight, I tasted crab legs. I see so many people paying so much and working so hard to crack open those legs to get at that meat- that my curiosity got the best of me. I had to know if I was missing out on something spectacular. I will say, it did not taste bad... but I wont be missing out if I never have it again. I do think that I may try lobster- because, well... you do get to dip it in butter sauce!
Anyways, after eating we walked to the show. Larry the Cable Guy was hilarious! He told a lot of different jokes.. and made fun of a lot of different things.. including Wal-Mart. He said that since everyone was there watching the show.. the lines at Wal-mart would be shorter.. it was funny, because I swear Kraig goes to Wal-mart at least 3 times a week! However, he did make fun of Al Gore... and as you may know, I am a big Al Gore fan... oh well! It was still really neat to see him live. At times, he reminded me a lot of Kraig's dad!

"If southern women are called southern belles, are mexican women called taco bells?"
"I lost 50 pounds earlier this year on Nutrisystem.. that's a whole Olsen twin."
"That makes me madder than a cripple with 2 fingers trying to retun a text message."
"That makes me madder than a fat guy with short arms trying to wipe his butt."
"This country is going crazy- you know that the women are starting to beat the men now? and there aint any shelters for battered men out there- so I say those men should go hang out at the Bed Bath and Beyond. those damn sissys would love that place."